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I coined "Trumplethinskin" but someone beat me to it at Urban Dictionary; therefore I'm defining Dildo Braggins and give full credit to the genius who came up with it!
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An object used to pleasure a woman. It is usually very lifelike and attached to the body of a male.
Girl: i'm too shy to masturbate in public
Guy: Well why don't you go back to my dorm?
Girl: I'm not going to masturbate in your room.
Guy: Why not? There's a perfectly good flesh dildo in there.
*silence*
Guy 2: Flesh dildo Enjoy the struggle!
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The Orange Dildo is when you finish eating a family sized bag of Cheetos and then proceed to jerk off and suck off your ginger friend, whilst having Cheeto dust all over your hands and mouth.
Yesterday I gave Sam an Orange Dildo.
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You need two people at lease. You take turns using the dildo and who ever moans first is the loser.
Do you want to play the dildo game?
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when a kinky person bends over raising their ass in the air and their partner inserts a dildo into the asshole and then stomps said dildo penetrating deep and into the ass.
i told that honkey to bite the pillow so i could dildo stomp dat bitch.
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when a nigga get swity for a cock B
this nibba we using a gay dildo
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A dildo shot is a photo taken with a selfie stick.
Did you see Jessica's photo on facebook? she took her own dildo shot with her new selfie stick
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