Dildo Braggins

Another moniker for Trump.

I coined "Trumplethinskin" but someone beat me to it at Urban Dictionary; therefore I'm defining Dildo Braggins and give full credit to the genius who came up with it!

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Orange Dildo

The Orange Dildo is when you finish eating a family sized bag of Cheetos and then proceed to jerk off and suck off your ginger friend, whilst having Cheeto dust all over your hands and mouth.

Yesterday I gave Sam an Orange Dildo.

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dildo baby

When a gay guy ejaculate on a dildo and then a woman uses it. Then the baby will be called a dildo baby

Mom: "Son, I'm sorry to tell you, but you are a dildo baby."

Son:"Nooo!!!"

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dildo game

You need two people at lease. You take turns using the dildo and who ever moans first is the loser.

Do you want to play the dildo game?

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dildo stomp

when a kinky person bends over raising their ass in the air and their partner inserts a dildo into the asshole and then stomps said dildo penetrating deep and into the ass.

i told that honkey to bite the pillow so i could dildo stomp dat bitch.

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gay dildo

when a nigga get swity for a cock B

this nibba we using a gay dildo

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Glass Dildo

Is owed to gray.

Sorry gray, I still owe you a glass dildo

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