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"Dude, I think there's something wrong with my dog."
"It's literally a dinosaur you fucking retard."
Dinosaur are animals that most people say they are extinct, but i think that they could still be alive to this day. Just they are hiding out somewhere. They are a lot of peoples favourite animals, including George Pig and yours truly, ME! Dinosaurs are just so cool. They are definitely alive still!
Kid: I love dinosaurs
Person1: Hey kid dinosaurs are DEAD!
Kid: wahhhhhhhhh
Me: no dinosaurs are probably still alive dummy
Person1: oh (feels stupid)
That giant guy you always see around that has really small arms that you could snap like a twig.
Dont trip the dinosaur you dont want to have to start a fire with the broken twigs.
Paleontologists have proved that chickens are genetically related to dinosaurs
A flight attendant that has been around so long, they will never retire. The are one step above or higher than the senior mama.
Cheryl’s number one on the seniority list.
I know right!!! She’s been here forever and day. I wish that dinosaur would retire.