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Rolling disease

Rolling disease is when one involuntarily throw oneself onto the grass and then can't stop rolling around

"Jimmy what are you doing?"
"Sorry dad, I can't mow the lawn, I've caught the rolling disease!"

by The_Weekday July 10, 2016


Dak’s Disease

A quarterback who plays well in the regular season but cannot win in the playoffs.

I really like our QB, but I I don’t think we can win the Super Bowl because he suffers from Dak’s Disease

by Thekling September 8, 2023


Vanilla Disease

When you fuck a girl in pussy town and you get cum on her stomach then go back in and get it on your T-shirt

"yeah im here with my nigga bobby brown and he got that vanilla disease from pussy town"

"yeah i fucked this girl in pussy town last night.,and i didnt take off my shirt.im going to the doctor today to make sure i haven't contracted vanilla disease"

by tyler Poopdick November 4, 2013


Vector of disease

(n.) children, especially maskless children in pandemics, who run around unattended, spewing their disease with random whimsy.

Watch out! Vector of disease bearing down on you at twelve o'clock!

by Woodrow Saltpaw June 2, 2020


The Gentleman's Disease

A more elegant way of saying autism

My Doctor just told me I had the Gentleman's Disease

by MrAvacadoMan August 16, 2023


booty disease

The grossness contracted from a toilet seat when you don't wash your hands after using the bathroom. A completely preventable disease, symptoms include: nausea, the "trots", vomiting, unpleasant odors, and the shame of knowing people saw you not washing your hands.

Timmy contracted the booty disease and now no one will have lunch with him.

by Dr. Snrub February 27, 2020


Dony Disease

No cure, side affects include dumbness and death

The man was infected with Dony Disease

by iMLGDoctor February 27, 2018