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lackofjamescharles disease

A rare disease which affects a small number of the population. If they don't see a picture of james charles' ass at least once within an interval of 5 minutes, they die.

"ayo, lemme see james charles"
"why?"
"I have lackofjamescharles disease"

by Senetsu December 08, 2020


Jackett Disease

#1. The art of being so bored that you end up chewing off your own shirt for something to do.

Today in class i had Jackett Disease so now im shirtless!

by anal vibrations August 25, 2010


Newington Disease

Newington Disease is a common thing when boys start attending Newington College in Stanmore. It's when boys begin to become stuck up and rude to everyone around them. They feel entitled to attack minorities and just all of a sudden think they're better than you.

Hey, remember *insert name of boy from Newington*

Yeah, I do but I heard he got Newington Disease

Woah, that's worse than covid!

by PillowPetUnicorn February 20, 2022


Dishornist disease

Causes an individual to think of sex, masturbation, and causes one to be horny even when not turned on.

I can’t believe it, Sarah has the Dishornist disease.

by PytNiyah December 15, 2021


Peckins Disease

A disease, most commonly found in skinny women, where they consume very small amounts food by pecking at it.

Similar, in nature, as to how a bird would peck at bird seed.

My wife never finishes her chicken tenders, and I believe it is because she has peckins disease.

by WildcatFan92 July 29, 2021


The rot disease

Someone who’s commitment has rotted away, internally traumatised from being around cranbrooks (dealing with delulu emotional menstruating transpenussy). They have abrupt and unprecedented memory loss, uses commas in conversation and a vocabulary limited to ‘haha’

Lily: he has the rot disease d

D: yeh it’s obvious…

by Dilfsrhot October 16, 2023


Parkingson's Disease

A deeply-rooted "like father, like son" physical/mental disorder that transcends several generations of male offspring; it involves each successive "son" misbehaving sexually just as soon as he gets his driver's license --- i.e., pulling over ("parking") and "getting it on hot 'n' heavy" with any "cute young thing with boobs and a coochie" whom he happens to be dating and/or giving a ride somewhere. And heck --- most likely this lustful procreating is how many of the successive generations of these socially-irresponsible males have kept their DNA-lineage going so well and for so long --- Grampa was probably conceived this way, and then Grampa did the same thing himself when he reached puberty, and then Papa followed suit, and then Son, and...

For as long as I can remember, a majority of the young guys in this town have been "doing da bouncy-bouncy" with girls in their back seats on the lane down by the old fishing-pier... sound like Parkingson's Disease to me!

by QuacksO October 18, 2017