Douche Cunt

(doosh-kunt)
n. vulgar slang (tee-hee)

1. A stream of water or a device used to introduce a stream of water into the body for sanitary reasons -and- the human female genitalia combined

2. Someone who genuinely is; or can be categorized as; a douche cunt

pl. douchecunts

Girl: "I think we should see other people..."

Boy: "You are a douche cunt!"

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poker douche

the guy in your local poker game with the shit hot poker website gear, turd sniffer sunglasses, and the card suites tatooed on his knuckles.
not the best player, but swears he is; also would not meet you outside to settle a beef for running his mouth.

"get a load of this poker douche's big slick tatoo on his neck"

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douche knocker

Male version of skanky whore.

I caught that douche knocker Chris screwing around with the dirty hootchy-mama office slut!

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Food Douche

A person that thinks they know the best place to get any one specific item of food and that the places you know all suck.

Jason: I love this turkey sandwich
Joey: This sandwich sucks, I know a place with the best turkey sandwich i have ever had
Jason: You are such a Food Douche

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a douche hound

A guy who will have sex with the most disgusting girl in the room (the girl most likely is so dirty she needs a good douching)

"Man look at mike hes such a douche hound" ..disgusting

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Douche Dispenser

the act of dispensing used douches excessively (a.k.a. total faggot, likes penis)

john: dude i was watching the jonas brothers on tv the other day

bob:ya so?

john:i came to the conclusion that they are total douche dispensers!

john:they dispense douches! what faggots!

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douche-wagon

a large SUV or Hummer driven by a douchebag to intimidate other drivers with its size

I ended up accidentally running a red light because I couldn't see around the douche-wagon in front of me.

My car got hit in the parking garage because someone had parked their douche-wagon in a compact spot.

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