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Dylan is probably the most annoying person you'll ever meet. He has an incredibly small penis and the only time he will ever get laid is if he crawls up a chickens ass and waits.
Dude 1: "Is that the new guy called dylan?"
Dude 2: "Yea, I think so."
Dude 1: "Run he'll touch us!"
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a faggot that cant get his dick up on any occasion. a bitch that cant take a hit.
look at the dylan lookin ass bitch.
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Dylan is the kindest most loving person you will ever meet. She cares about everyone and is always good for a laugh. She doesn't fall in love with just anyone so if she goes for you make it count and treat her right because no one in the world will ever compare. If you ever need someone to make you feel better Dylan is your girl. She always knows exactly what you need and how to make you forget your problems. She makes everyone she knows feel like they are her best friend. For those of us lucky enough to have Dylan as a friend we will never be left alone or forgotten.
Example: Dylan
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The act of being beaten by your russian dad while 8 big black burly men covered in oil and butt naked wank in the corner of the room
Son: Daddy, grandad did the dylan with me last night
father: ...
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