Catalan-ed

Just about as equivalent as a "cause i said so". This will usually happen when your attempting to do something and any person that is above you will just shit on your life on anything you try to do ever. This is usually backed up with a BIG bowl of bullshit.

Teacher: "Alright class we will be having a new seating chart"
You: "Can i sit in the back"
Teacher: "No you cant."
You: Why Not?
Teacher: "Cause I have seen you mess around a lot."
You: When?
Friend: "Don't fight it, you have just got catalan-ed."

simo-ed

To try some off the wall tactics and end up failing to achieve your goal

You really simo-ed your attack in clan wars!

Well Ed

Colloquial euphemism for displaying such vivid emotions of euphoria, that one could reasonably assume the subject is frequently partaking in recreational hard drug use.

"Did you see Jerome fondling those teacup pigs, whilst simultaneously laughing hysterically? That guy was well ed”

Ed O'Brien

he likes to scream his name

-Hello Ed O'Brien
-Actually it's EEEEEEEED O'Brien

Ed/Hei

The pairing from FullMetal Alchemist's first anime. Edward Elric and Alfons Heiderich.

"This is the best Ed/Hei AMV!"

A-loot-ed

The only proper way to say the word allotted.

All hail the Golden God.

God: "You have used the max a-loot-ed timeframe..."
Me: "Alloted?"
God: "max a-loot-ed"

Nightengale-ed

The act of being jinxed or blessed by national baseball reporter Bob Nightengale and his "sources." Anything Bob reports is wrong, therefore the opposite will most likely take place.

Did you hear the Mets got Nightengale-ed on the Trevor Bauer trade?

The second we heard Bob report Marcell Ozuna wouldn't be back in Atlanta, we knew that the Braves had gotten Nightengale-ed.