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Big dark eyes that express emotion and make you want to melt. Also known as Cam's eyes.
Cam is sooo cute, he has such puppy dog eyes!
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the tiny hole at the end of the penis, resembles eye of person of japanese extraction.
He fucked a melon and got some seeds stuck in his japs eye
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a product used on the eyes when disturbing content, in line with internet rule 34, has been viewed and cleansing is necessary. steel wool may also be applied in severe cases.
"Damn it, the image of it is burned into my eyes!"
"Quick, use the eye bleach to remove"
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Every parent knows what short-eyes means. It's that weird man (or woman) who doesn't look the parent in the eye, but instead looks down to stare at the children. In prison, it refers to a pedo.
Husband: Did you see that weird dude looking down at our little Suzy ???
Wife: I did. He's definitely a short-eye.
Husband: Should I kick the pedo's ass ?
Wife: Let's just get the hell outta here before he comes back !
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God's gift to stoners, delivered to us by Ben Stein. It gets the red out, so people think you're sober, but your friends know better! Also comes in small, easy-to-shoplift packaging so you can save some extra money for more hydro.
I tell people that the reason I keep Clear Eyes around is because typing essays on the computer irritates my eyes.
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An Italian in Montana, Wyoming, & Texas I suppose.
Do you want Eye-talian dressing on your salad?
No, I want Italian dressing on my salad, after my dinner.
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a glazed or hazy look in the eyes achieved by just sufficient quantities of wine. Mildly intoxicated, but still completely capable of carrying out normal functions (walking, talking, eating).
It looks to me like you have a touch of the wine eye.
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