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Big dark eyes that express emotion and make you want to melt. Also known as Cam's eyes.
Cam is sooo cute, he has such puppy dog eyes!
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the tiny hole at the end of the penis, resembles eye of person of japanese extraction.
He fucked a melon and got some seeds stuck in his japs eye
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a product used on the eyes when disturbing content, in line with internet rule 34, has been viewed and cleansing is necessary. steel wool may also be applied in severe cases.
"Damn it, the image of it is burned into my eyes!"
"Quick, use the eye bleach to remove"
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Every parent knows what short-eyes means. It's that weird man (or woman) who doesn't look the parent in the eye, but instead looks down to stare at the children. In prison, it refers to a pedo.
Husband: Did you see that weird dude looking down at our little Suzy ???
Wife: I did. He's definitely a short-eye.
Husband: Should I kick the pedo's ass ?
Wife: Let's just get the hell outta here before he comes back !
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God's gift to stoners, delivered to us by Ben Stein. It gets the red out, so people think you're sober, but your friends know better! Also comes in small, easy-to-shoplift packaging so you can save some extra money for more hydro.
I tell people that the reason I keep Clear Eyes around is because typing essays on the computer irritates my eyes.
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The paint or tape that is applied to an athlete's face, just beneath the eyes, to absorb the light and reduce the glare in one's eyes.
Player A: Man it's bright as hell outside.
Player B: Here, you can use some of my eye black.
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To go to a fast food drive through window and have a backseat passenger moon and spread butt cheeks revealing the brown eye to the unsuspecting fast food employee.
Mike and I McBrown-eyed two Taco Bells and a Burger King last night.
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