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A person who always responds to another specific person's (i.e., the "target person") facebook status updates and links, typically within the first few minutes of it being shared.
The facebook groupie either 1) intensely romantically likes the target person, 2) wants to BE like the the target person, or 3) wants to be accepted by the target person's group of friends. The facebook groupie is often among the very first to respond to the target person's status updates/links and very rarely let's a target person's status update/links slip get by without a response.
They are often unaware how embarrassing, lap doggish, or futile their behavior appears to be. While the facebook groupie is typically of the opposite sex of the target person, facebook groupies can be the same gender as the target person.
Caveat: The term facebook groupie does not extend to family members or significant others. Therefore, you cannot be a facebook groupie to your husband/wife boyfriend/girlfriend, sister, brother, cousin, etc.
The process of getting lost on Facebook while reading random posts, following random links or looking at pictures of people you don't even know, followed by an eventual return to consciousness and a realization that you are completely wasting your time.
Just got caught in a FacebooK-Hole and burned my dinner.
When you tell someone to contact you via facebook. Usually told to someone that is your facebook "friend" but someone you do not communicate with enough to have his/her number.
Friendude: Hey Alan, how's it going?
Guy: Hey man.
Friendude: We should hang out sometime.
Guy: Yea, facebook me.
Friendude: Cool!
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An individual who incessantly publishes their newly acquired atheist beliefs on social media.
A Facebook atheist will say "in my opinion......." when they really mean "in Richard Dawkins opinion......."
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n. A person who friends you on Facebook that you thought was a friend but turns out to have done so with malevolent intent, e.g., for purposes of surveillance, stalking, harassing or defaming.
n. Did you hear what Dick did? He friended everybody at work, then uploaded pictures from a porn site and tagged them all. What a Facebook Judas.
When two friends make a bet. Instead of the loser having to pay money, they have to change their Facebook profile picture. However, they do not change it to just any picture. The loser of the bet signs on to Facebook and goes to their profile page. On the left side of the page are pictures of 6 friends (pictures are in a 2 by 3 rectangle). The loser then must change their profile picture to who ever popped up in the left upper-most corner of the 2 by 3 rectangle of friends. They must keep the picture for some pre-set amount of time.
The loser has one "page refresh" so they can they have a second chance of who pops up in the friends box.
Durn, I lost Bruno's Facebook Bet and then I had to change my profile picture to this girl I literally just met the other night. She probably thinks I am a huge creep. The worst part was that all my close friends kept commenting on it and "liking" it so that everyone would see.
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The act of going on Facebook 'just to check it for a few minutes' and suddenly finding that it's 3 or 4 hours later and you have no idea where your afternoon went. Commonly occurs when 'quickly checking Facebook' is used as a break in studying/tidying/other necessary but dull tasks.
Oh dear, I was only checking my wall, but now it's four hours later and I've still not started my essay... what a Facebook binge.
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