When someone sits on someone else's fave and starts ripping ass
Mason "how did you get pink eye?"
Rain "oh I got a Missouri facial last night"
a person who willingly walks around with cum on their face after recieving a facial before cleaning themselves up.
Girl: hi guys
Guy: well looks like someone is sporting the "walkin facial". Why not clean up first before leaving.
Girl: cuz I like how cumm feels on my face!
1) A technology rendered obsolete by Covid.
2) A quaint human interaction, from the time when people could see another person's face, know whom they were looking at, and respond with feeling.
He saw a sort of female person standing in front of him. She had her ear pods in and was speaking to someone who was not there. She was wearing a mask, as required by law and by custom, large sunglasses and a hat. He saw a small patch of skin - her cheeks - and longing for that old feeling once termed facial recognition, he believed it might or might not be Sarah.
When he unexpectedly cums on your face, so you snort the semen. The recieving end in turn coughs it back onto the man's face.
Can't believe she gave me a recycled facial last night!
type of fungus that will be faded to ur face bc big noob. most times ur face will get coyotes pervaded by naturist feet fungi. u can wash it off.
ex: hey look at John! he was facial foot fungus.
John: rubs feet on candy face
candy: *implants a explosive bomb.*
Facial taint is the skin space between your nose and your mouth. The space where your mustache lives.
Tony Selleck's mustache is so glorious because he has significant facial taint.
A Confederate Facial is when one of two events occur.
1. When you nut in a girl's eye and spit tobacco juice in the other.
2. When you finish off, punch a girl in the face to where she starts seeing stars and put your arms over her face in an X position.
The South can only rise again if you give her the ol' Confederate Facial!