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When your father ejaculates on you face and your mother rubs it in like lotion
My daddy gave me another white trash facial last night.
When a person kneels with their eyes closed and tongue out and their partner stands and cums in their mouth and onto their face, so named after F1 motorsport winners spraying champagne over pit girls faces.
I'm going to give her a Champagne Facial tonight.
The act of ejaculating onto someone's right ear, similar to the attempted assassination of Donald Trump with Thomas Matthew Crooks shooting his right ear.
Instead of cumming on my girlfriend's tits like I usually do every Saturday night, this time I decided to spice things up and give her a Donald Trump Facial.
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Whenever you receive a facial from a handicapped individual
“Woah, did you hear about Jensen?”
“Yeah, I heard that Timmy gave her a Disabled Facial. That’s so sick. I didn’t even know it worked”
When you get your head shoved in a mud puddle.
Josh: I saw that bastard Aiden making out with my girlfriend behind the bleachers.
Sam: She won't find him so handsome after we give him a freshman facial.
A facial is a sexual act in which hot, sticky man-juice is spewed unto a pornstar's face.
A facial tissue is a specific type of cum rag, usually made of paper fibre, created to clean up the resulting mess.
Any tissues which are not consumed during film production are sold to the fans, which has proven a profitable venture.
Kimberly Clark introduced the first facial tissues to porn after being spooged in the face one time too many on-camera.
They've become fairly standard across most adult entertainment, with the exception of one group of gay male pr0nductions in which colour-coded handkerchiefs are still being stuffed into the left or right arse trouser pockets to signify which perversions an individual performer is seeking or willing to participate in.
Spino who is very gay, usually threatens Raptor or Lion. On giving them a big or ginormous facial, usually after if he looses a game.
Lion im going to give you a big facial.