faded, fucked and laughed at

A phrase describing a debilitated person who has essentially ruined their life and relationships, usually via an addiction.

My dad used to lift his beer can high and toast the moment as he chuckled and blithely repeated, “well here I am, faded, fucked and laughed at!”

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Harlem Fade Away

When you're fingering a girl with one hand, whilst bouncing a basketball in the other. The act is complete when you ejaculate onto the basketball, spike it into the back of her head and fade away

Guy 1: Dude what happened to Stacy?
Guy 2: You mean the Coma?
Guy 1: Harlem fade away
Guy 2: Nice

Faded Flakes

Usually used to refer to cereal eaten for breakfast when hungover, but can be used to refer to the meal in general.

"Goddamn that tequila messed up last night...time to start the recovery process with some faded flakes."

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head up fade

To fight someone, one on one, with no one else interfering, hand to hand combat.

Yo my boy wanna shoot you a head up fade.

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Faded Like Yoda

Is an intense euphoric feeling...Especially when you are intoxicated or when you are high off of marijuana.

This Erb is pretty dank,It Got me feeling " Faded Like Yoda ".

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faded meal

Not necesarily meaning intoxicated, but a meal that is a bargain in which you recieve a large amount of food for a low budget stoner.

Stoner#1 Hey yo let's get that faded meal dawg and eat it up in a quick second.

Stoner #2 I'm down fool, first let's take 4-5-6-7-8-9 bong tokes and then a few beer bongs and then a couple more bong tokes 4-5-6-7..

Stoner #1 Faded fool!

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Shit fade Dave

A shit fade Dave is where you get a fade haircut which is extra patchy and then proceed to shave all of your sideburns and above

Barber: What do you want?
Legend: I want a 'Shit Fade Dave'
Barber: *proceeds to give a patchy fade and shave sideburns and above off*