The act of a passenger giving an old fashioned to the driver whilst driving a vehicle. An offshoot of road head, replacing the mouth with the hand.
"She gave him such a good road fashioned on the ride home that he hit a telephone pole."
The Society of those who decides what is in fashion, and whats not.
"shouldn't you be in the fashion society?"
"no, I am too fat and I my clothes is not trendy!"
Similar to the "Old Fashioned Thumb Around" (going up to someone with open arms as if to give a hug but then quickly inserting your dominant thumb inside their asshole after you wrap your arms around them), but instead using both thumbs.
"I gave my ex boss, Mary, the New Fashioned Double Thumb Around in the break room right before putting in my two weeks notice. I figured what is she gonna do, fire me?"
The pain associated with breaking in a new pair of fashionable shoes.
I knew after just a few steps in my new shoes that I would have plantar-fashionitis the next day, but these shoes are worth the pain!
Ced, Cedrick, everything about Ced.
Look at Ced, what a fashionable hobo
The inauthentic pronouncement of moral positions one does not truly hold or understand in an effort to gain the respect, admiration, and/or acceptance of others. The individual in question may repeat talking points they heard in filter bubbles or stage a meltdown when questioned on anything that reveals an internal contradiction or requires more than a surface-level understanding.
Samantha distrusts others, but promotes socialism. She has no idea what she's talking about. It's all just moral fashion with her.