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Floating Baldness

Floating baldness is a rare type of male pattern baldness where the victim's hair grows wings and flies away.

I suffer from floating baldness

by George Cremaster January 28, 2025


floating sven

Pooping off of a Canal boat on an aqueduct onto a Swedish car passing on a busy road below.

Do you remember that time on the Ash aqueduct when Stavros floating Sven'd on that Volvo

by HoBoLoRoNe July 3, 2023


Floating Cupcake

A cupcake that floats mid air and upon ingesting, renders one unconscious.

Trish was excited at the sight of floating cupcake because she had not slept in many days.

by Team Dynomite January 23, 2024


Floating the dinosaur

Float the Dinosaur
(Float/Floating/Floated/etc)

To fuck up something on a very large scale

Steven Spielberg was literally floating the dinosaur in the first T-rex scene of 'Jurassic Park'.

by Dr. Ian SAHRAAAAAAA! Malcolm May 15, 2013


house float

The name for a house decorated as a Mardi Gras float originating during COVID-19 pandemic times when Mardi Gras parades were cancelled.

Mais, look at that house float, cher! They’re on the drive-by parade route!

by Gin Callais January 21, 2021


float rite park

A campground and concert venue in Somerset Wisconsin. Known for hosting ozzfest, x-fest, 93x concerts, the vans warped tour and many more.

Slipknot live @ float rite park 7-1-1999 (proshot)

by Nascarfan2007 April 24, 2023


Float

To casually cruise around town to find something to do or riding around with no destination due to being bored.

Damn it’s nothing to do let’s just go float around

by 678tre July 19, 2018