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Similar to happy hour, but with cereal. When the local grocery and drug stores are having sales on cereal, and you just buy as much boxes as you want to eat as much as you want in one hour. Good for when you are just bored and hungry.
OHH RiteAid is having a sale on Honey Bunches of Oats. I'm going on fucking cereal hour!
Man I’m so high... wanna make Doritos cereal? Sure thing man... (pours in Doritos inside bowl) (begins to pour Mountain Dew in the bowl) Ugh! MAN what the fuck?! (Begins to eat it) (swallows a bit of the cereal) (begins to throw up uncontrollably) MAN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?! (Continues to throw up) YOU OKAY?! (Throws up 5% of their brain) AAAAH!!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!
I’m so hungry for some Doritos cereal
Every year, May 13 is a happy day for people who put milk in a bowl first and then cereal. On this day U CAN NOT get mad because of that because we celebrate National put milk in a bowl before u put the cereal day.
Anna: *puts milk in a bowl before cereal"
Mom: WHAT THE- R U DOING?
Anna: Chill, it is National put milk in a bowl before you put the cereal day.
Mom: I-
Noun: Night Cereal is when you pour a bowl between 1:00am—3:00am and it becomes the most delicious thing you've ever been graced with due to lack of sleep.
True Night Cereal is used with frosted mini wheat.
I couldn't fall asleep so I read Flowers for Algernon with a bowl of night cereal.
The sexual act of when a man goes ahead and nuts into an unprotected woman. This woman proceeds to become pregnant and have the baby. There are two steps that can be done in place of each other. The first is to shove cereal down the baby’s throat and toss the newborn in the box down the toilet. The second is to run away with all the cereal and steal any cereal that the woman buys
Yo I pulled a Pablo cereal surprise on that hoe so hard! I get all the cereal!
A person that breaks in a house to burgularize it, and eats a bowel of cereal before they leave.
The cereal burgular stole my cushions out of my lawn chairs.
A synonym for wheat only used my intellectuals, and you can fight me on it.
Me: wheat = cereal grass
My friend: B I O T C H
Me: I'm right
My friend: your a smart thot