dick

A stupid person whom you don't like.

He's such a dick.

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Dick

A shortened version of the name Richard.

Richard's nickname is Dick.

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Dick

What I put in your Mum's holes last night.

No one:
Not even Justin Bieber:
Your Mum: Ass-Check

Pussy-Check

Time for my mouth to meet its new daddy(My Dick)

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Dick

A magical wand that summons little demons that grow in power over months of being in the holder

Woman: Ooohhh ya
Man:My dick just summoned some demons inside of your carrying pod

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Dick

Dylan chadbone

Wow Dylan is such a dick aye

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Dick

A big or small thing that hangs on the outside of a man

I like dick

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Dick

Long penis and is fun in bed. He would always give you what you want and will always make you laugh. He is a good baker and makes the best cookies. Dick always has sex in his mind and will always ask for it without safety if your willingly to go for it. If he is around your girlfriend then most likely. she isn't your girlfriend anymore.

GF: you home
BF:noe
Dick: ready

GF: ya come over
Dick: ok

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