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A level of fail equal to or greater than a deterant to your swagger inflicted by the conditions of the country of Lebanon. This fail trump all other fails, including the "epic" fail and can be experienced anywhere in the world.
I really wanted to watch that you tube video, but the internet Lebanon failed on me.
I definitely had 24 kills in Modern Warfare 2 but then the power went out mid-match. Lebanon Fail.
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a giant whale which appears at times of epic fail.
'Crap, I tried to jump the step but landed on my face instead'
'Jack, you just summoned the fail whale'
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General definition - Anti-causality. When the desired or expected effect is the only effect NOT achieved by any given cause, this is EPIC FAIL.
Definition as it pertains to Relativity - Failure so monumental in scale that it has the possibility to rupture the space-time continuum by fracturing the light-cone at the point between the causal past and causal present boundaries because there is no possible way the cause could precede any effect within the same spatial reference frame of the observer.
Definition you're most likely to understand - The result of the physical union of your parents.
Bob: "I posted my music on myspace because I wanted to be appreciated by the masses"
Greg: "Oh yeah? What happened?"
Bob: "Turns out my music makes people's ears fall off"
Greg: "Epic fail, no cookie for you!"
Following this conversation, the universe folds in on itself and is oblitera
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To fail horribly
However bad a fail is, you do NOT say "epic fail" in reality, it makes you sound like a total douche.
"Awww dude, i just fucked up on that math test"
"LOLOL EPIC FAIL HURP DERP DERP"
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The most celestial pair of words in the universe.
Hades: Why can't I kill Odysseus?
Zeus: Ahaha Epic fail.
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When you recieve a phone call/email and it is painfully obvious that the person who has contacted you is a pedophile.
"I got an email yesterday, it said, 'Age does not matter to me, I am sure we will come to love one another.'"
"Pedophile Fail!"
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A rank tasting beer produced from an unsuccessful home brew attempt.
Russ: "And I seem to recall the reason behind your dark fail ale was that you tried to do too many funky things to it?"
Row: "Yeah, the fail ale was due to weird recipe that the guy from the Coopers hotline thing suggested. I should've just stuck with the stout can and sugar...Waaa."
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