hot fridge

microwave

He was trying to sell a flat bed of hot fridges to an undercover cop

I put my cheese in your fridge.

verb/phrase

1: Possibly, a dirty dick entering a cadaver in a cooler.

2: A poor attempt at an old officer flirting with a young enlisted person.

3: A sexual innuendo who's true meaning is only known to "Dutch Rudder Dave."

As you're driving past a pretty girl: "Hey uh, I put my cheese in your fridge." Then proceed to drive away, while your friends and coworkers in the car stare in awe at the sheer audacity (both meanings) in which you behaved.

Fridge Nugget

A manky nugget that sits at the back of the fridge and it looks gross and does nothing.

1) (noun) Ew gross... i just found a fridge nugget.
2) (offensive term) You're such a fridge nugget.

Kicking the fridge

Other way of saying are you joking

Are you kicking the fridge mate.

fridge-wife

A person consistently going to the fridge due to hunger.

Tommy goes to the kitchen so much he's a fridge-wife.

Phone is in the fridge

When you’re friend is MIA and won’t text the group back.

Friend 1: hey has Brett texted you back lately?
Friend 2: no, I think his phone is in the fridge

Get the fridge off your back

Often used in sports when one is not moving with efficient speed, or, when one is required to lose weight.
slow poke, speed, slow as whale shit, Fat Albert

"Get the fridge off your back, Jim"
or
"I need to go to the gym to get this frisdge off my back"