A dance that has become popular amongst the group of Vulfpeck (a band) fans, which is in reference to the song Funky Duck. Although there is not a set dance, you must be double fisting above your head, while bending your knees more than 90 degrees.
"Hey Ali, can you go grab a couple seltzers so we can Funky Duck?
a cool, funky fat person.
"that funky chunk has got some moves!"
When you go to the toilet after someone has cum in you and it’s a bit funky
“Hey Al just got cummed in again by John just going to the toilet “
“Corrr that was a funky flush”
During intercourse with a lady and/or man who regularly works out, insert your penis and/or dildo into a tub of protein and then, re insert it into the anus or vagina.
I gave her a funky gym junkie on Friday night.
When you fuck somebody in the ass enough that their intestines come out, in a pink sock fashion, then you tie the intestines in a knot. This is very painful.
I was taking it in the ass from Bozo the clown the other day when my intestine started falling out. Next thing I knew there was a giraffe hanging out of my ass. He just can't resist the funky balloon knot.