Bear-Gas

To fabricate or invent a word to avoid humiliation.

A: Avatar 3D was well grood! You should see it.

B: Do you mean good? haha.

A: Umm no... grood means it was groovy and good...

B: That's Bear-Gas!

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gas and dash

Going to a gas station, pumping, and then getting the fuck out of dodge.

Employee: ...what the hell, get back here!

Me: PAYCE!

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Gas Station

Wanting sex and filling your man gravy into a womans vagina. Hose=dick, gas=cum, nossel on car=vagina

"come over and i'll bring you to the gas station" basically a sex call

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gas hound

A person who drinks gasoline for the alcohol content. Typically a homless person.

Henry enjoys the sausage fest in Germany, and Drinking gasoline, and is therefore a gas hound

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pumping gas

What University of South Carolina football players inevitably end up doing.

Ajiboye after being dismissed from the team wound up pumping gas. Something which Lane Kiffin prophetically predicted.

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Gas

i.e. Mark Gasnier, disgraced dragon
1. lewd
2. distasteful
3. disgraced

"Our cocks are fat and ready to spurt sauce!" - eg of doing a Gas

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cunt gas

A fanny fart. Often caused by a build up of trapped air during sex, but occasionally by infection. The latter form would also have a very unpleasant odour. Can be used as an expletive.

We were just lying there cuddling when she let out some noisy cunt gas.

Cuntgas! Somebody smashed my car!

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