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When your friend shits into the glove box of your car
"Hey Dez, what's up?"
"Not much, Marvin just did the german hotbox on me yesterday after going to Chipotle. My car still smells like tacos and shit."
During any form of sex you taze yourself at the moment of climax
I tried the German neutralizer last night
a german flag is when someone is pooping and peeing on their period, the colors of the poop, pee, and blood being similar to the colors on the german flag.
"i just did the most massive german flag ever"
"omg really send proof rn"
When a person is defecating and urinating at the same time while they are on their period. The colors of black, red and yellow representing shit, blood and piss accordingly.
"yo i just had a German flag at the tpoilet it hurt like hell"
A German-speaker who lives around the alpine area. Most notably in Switzerland, Liechtenstein, Austria, and South-Tyrol (in Italy)
Mountain German: "I'm Austrian, not German!"
American: "Yeah OK, mountain German"
The ability to make up fake German words on the spot and to say them in such an angry tone it sounds like a national socialist rally
Todd: *using improvised German* “GESPACHT UND GENÄSCHT, DIE WÖHTGETRUNKEN IM DAS GEMÜGE!
Steve: *compelled to salute* “HEIL”
Leaping off the dresser and pounding in a new hole
My husband was feeling frisky and tried the german plumber. Now I have two belly buttons!