giant spider

an abomination from hell

i must have the most baddest luck because EVERYTIME I GO TO THE BATHROOM TO TAKE A FUCKING SHOWER, A GIANT FUCKING SPIDER APPEARS ON THE FUCKING BATHROOM WALLS AND PREVENTS ME FROM TAKING A FUCKING SHOWER

"but scott, i am not afraid of giant spiders" WELL YOU MUST BE FEARLESS, BECAUSE WHO ISN'T AFRAID OF GIANT SPIDERS ON YOUR FUCKING BATHROOM WALL???

okay take this scenario, where you're about to sleep, you look up your ceiling and there's a giant spider at the same place to where your head is. if the giant fucking spider jumps, you're screwed.

todd: what are giant spiders and why is scott afraid of them

scott's friend: well todd, according to scott, he thinks that giant spiders are abominations from hell and that they always appear on his bathroom walls everytime he takes a bath/shower.

giant spider

an abomination from hell

i might have the most baddest luck ever because EVERY FUCKING TIME I GO TO THE FUCKING SHOWER, A GIANT FUCKING SPIDER APPEARS ON THE FUCKING WALL. GOD WHY DO GIANT FUCKING SPIDERS EXIST I HATE THIS WORLD

todd: what the hell is a giant spider and why is scott afraid of it

scott's friend: well todd, according to scott, giant spiders are abominations from hell, and that they always appear on his bathroom wall every time he takes a shower.

GIANT OOF

The most extreme form of "oof" to ever exist. Is commonly said when someone has been in a state of extreme discomfort.

"My house burnt down"
"GIANT OOF"

The Giant

The Giant is a term given to any male who completed Ghana secondary technical school, Takoradi. They have been well trained to use the mind and the hands as their schools motor reads “mente et manu”.. meaning we train the mind and the hand. The Giants are know to be good and dominates in the fields of Engineering, the medical sectors and journalism in the world.

Look at Adu Gyamfi Christian, the Giant….. what a good engineer, medical practitioner or a journalist

big giant head

Similar to a pompous asshole that’s controlling and hostile

The big giant head is on the warpath today , he’s such an asshole !

giant beanstalk

a term used to describe the results of consuming better than average dope.

I'm trying to grow a giant beanstalk, got any of those magic beans like the other day?

did you know that you can smoke magic beans?
They grow giant beanstalks when you do.

the Giant of Africa

a nickname for Nigeria, the greatest African country to ever do it

Person 1: See Ghana trying to be like Nigeria so bad.
Person 2: They can't do anything. Nigeria is forever the Giant of Africa.