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Yeay! 'Tis a fellow that impart nowt but the most worthless gifts upon another, whilst sporting a sincere smile of benevolence.
That Fuckwit is a Shonky Gift Tactician, he sucks balls.
The ability to lure children into one's dungeon.
Wtaf, George. You have the gift of the gab. I thought I told you that 5 kids in your basement was enough!
When you intentionally walk onto security or other film recording enjoying a product or retail food.
"Stay here im giving a mental gift a new product just came out"
When buying for older people on your shopping list... Get them something you would like.... There's a "chance" you might get it back in a few years.... (when they die)
Helen, I'm green gifting mom those earrings we looked at in Tiffany's last week. I can't wait to wear them to her funeral.
To give a gift to someone to get a gift back or use as leverage to:
Complain later
Harass
Martyr yourself as a saint
Etc
Can be noun or verb.
My baby mama gave me a present on Christmas and later gift bitched me to her family
Gift bitch gifting bitching
This is a day where you give your girlfriend a gift. Generally, should be during the month of February (excluding Valentine’s Day). Gift should be $50+!
Omg babe! It’s random gift for your girlfriend day! I hope you buy me that isopod plushie :3
"Dude I bombed this test "
"Really"
"yeah 87%"
"seriosly dude that's just a gifted fail"