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The girlfriend phenomenon is the scientific name for when a male gets in some type of romantic relationship and becomes more attractive. The guy who may be a six when single becomes a nine when taken but if they become single again they will return to being a six. Men are hit on more when they have a girlfriend than when they are single. It is natures way of saying fuck you to all of the guys in the middle of the pack.
How come girls like james now?
Because he has a girlfriend, hes a victim of the girlfriend phenomenon.
A quantity of food typically taken by a loved one who has refused any previous offer of food, but decides to snack on yours anyway.
"I didn't want any of the meals there, but his fries looked delicious, so I just helped myself to a girlfriend portion."
the rule that states your girlfriend always loves and misses you more than you do her.
"i love you most"
"um actually according to the girlfriend rulei love you more"
-“Have you seen Tylar’s girlfriend?”
-“No, why?”
-“Because she is low key thicc.”
Booty girlfriend - booty is an old-English term traditionally used by pirates to describe a haul, or treasure.
This term literally translates into “treasured girlfriend”.
Ken that wench I courted last week? Aye, I reckon she’s the booty girlfriend.
The chick you often have lunch with at school. And nope, she's not into you. She just happens to be stuck in the same class as you do.
Barney: I have like 5 lunchtime girlfriends.
Kim: Wtf? Are they blind?
Barney: No they have the same ENG101 as me and the class is off at 12:30. I tried asking them out on weekends, they just told me to f*** off.
Definition: a texture of snow favored by skiers for its quality and consistency.
Function: noun
Etymology: Ski culture - Inland NW, USA; the name of this form of snow originates from an analogous description of a former girlfriend described as “slightly dense, but a lot of fun”.
Grinning, Willy dove into a sweet line of untracked girlfriend powder.