im gonna touch you

Your friend wants to touch you, with hugs and kisses, of course! What where you thinking?

Friend: " im gonna touch you "
You: "bring it in, buddy."

That child is gonna be a pro athlete

Random vid on the internet

Kid throws his dad a basketball

Random woman: That child is gonna be a pro athlete

*Gets gets the ball aggressive swung at his face

i gonna just can

English expression used by people who have spanish as their mothertongue.
A person referring to being limited in a moment, unable to perform their best.

Micha: Alright, just get back to me as soon as you have informations
Val: i gonna have to go into street soon so i gonna just can answer ya via mail

im gonna die

me too, me too..

im gonna die
how
because i keep having-
im gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim- dies

Don't test these waters or you're gonna drown

Don't mess with me.

Don't test these waters or you're gonna drown!!

He’s gonna take you back to the past

Literally. This white dud will take you back to your SHITTY childhood in the 80s.

"Ayo the pizza here."

*runs downstairs and trips*

"OH NIGGA"

*yelling in pain as I fall down the stairs*

" augh my ears burn"

Then, he’s gonna take you back to the past and he’ll order you to never order a pizza again from your consequences…

That's not gonna work for me brotha

Taken from legendary pro wrestler Hulk Hogan who would use the phrase to turn down any decision that didn't benefit him. Now used as a way of turning something/anything down emphatically

Boss: Can you stay pass your shift?

You: That's not gonna work for me brotha!