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A paste type of waste that accumulates between the ole brown eye and scrotum. Usually found in males ages 18-45 and after a long days work. Also see: All day dick.
Dude, Joel got into my car after work and all I could smell was his Gooch Gunk. He even left a snail trail, when he got out.
The result of when one goes commando and then chooses to wear sweat pants in which the lint from the sweat pants attaches itself to the hairs of ones gooch and are caked on with sweat and shaped with ones leg movements.
Guy 1:" What are those little lint balls that come out of your gooch when you shower?"
Guy 2:" Those are gooch pearls my friend."
Any small dog residing under the covers during sex intent on licking and/or sniffing the gooch.
Damn! If it weren't for that gooch pooch I would have lasted longer.
The days between Christmas and New Years.
The year gooch is the best time of year.
The seam where where where two independent tables come together to form a larger table to when pulling two or more independent tables together
Bummer man. My drink's haphazardly balanced on the table gooch.
The act of ejaculating on the small area between the vagina and the asshole
I fucked her pussy then quickly pulled out so I could give her a good ol' fashioned GOOCH SPLAT!
When someone has planned to work for you but when your work destination changes, they suddenly can’t work foe you, anymore. You’ve Benedict Gooch.
P1: Can you work for me?
P2: Yes.
P1: Just an FYI, You’ll be working at this other location.
P2: Oh, no, sorry man I can’t.
P1: Man, you’ve Benedict Gooch.