Another way of saying someone is a suck-up or ass-kisser; The word Gooch is referring to the no man’s land between a males asshole and balls.
Did you seem Tom with the boss again today? Yeah, Tom is a total Gooch-licker.
When a guy goes a few days without showering and starts to get a smell on his groins and gooch that smells like tuna. It's pretty much the male equivalent to a fishy vag.
Guy1: "Hey Tom, do you want to head over to Lawn St? There's a few girls over there just drinking and chilling.
Guy2: "Yeah I'm down, just give me a second to clean up."
Guy1: "Awe man are you taking care of some tuna gooch? Got to be safe just in case."
Guy2: "Damn right dude...RIP tuna gooch."
where some one likes to sniff gooches.
hey man, my ferm (H.J.W) likes gooches, "well, he must be a gooche sniffer"
A move which consists of wrestlers sticking their fingers up peoples butts to win their matches.
Wrestler A: I’m so glad I won.
Coach: How did you end up winning?
Wrestler A: I used the gooch knuckle and he completely gave up.
A male who wants to be female. To do so he/she tucks the penis in the space between the balls and asshole.
Hey Bob. I was in the shitter with William and he is a gooch tucker!!!
Arrested for unlawful use of Shnuckles
Brodie fr got hit with a Quandarious Gooch
A party in that weird bit between Christmas and New year when no one really knows what to do, AKA no man's land, AKA the (perineum), AKA the (gooch).
Mate what are you doing on December 29th? Going to a Gooch party bruv. Buff n chill.