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Female ejaculation resulting from truly great sex.
My girlfriend's orgasm gave her the hairy mayonnaise after the hot beef injection.
Another word for a vagina, but used in sentences about Harry Potter.
GUY 1: I wanted to talk about Harry Potter, not your Hairy Pooter
An original poster who does nothing but masterbate and post shit memes on 9gag
That guy who posted about dyslexic breasts was a real hairy turnculs
A woman’s labia majora, the outer lips covered with pubic hair.
Her hairy taco was on display.
When your glass shower door is frosted and you draw a picture of Ted Cruz in it.
Uh! I just saw a hairy bunny and my boner died.
Preferring to a mans testicles that hasn’t been shaved and are sweaty and hairy and dirty and a little sticky from some funky juice down there
My guy had fuckin dirty hairy down there I had ta retreat
A box of goodies for men. Full of nice nice smelling things to rub on your head and face.
Our lass got us a Hairy Box, smell my beard.