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A hooker who's so stupid she doesn't even know or realize shes a hooker.
I started dating this chick named Julia Nicole and she was fucking guys for money. I had to inform her she's a pro and she still didn't believe me. Julia is and will always be a stupid hooker.
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adj. So good, you will eventually sell your body to obtain more
"That gum is hooker good!"
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Otherwise known as the "law of diminishing returns," Hooker Theory refers to the progressive decrease in experienced pleasure relative to expected pleasure (i.e. measured in pleasure-units) per variable input (i.e. dollars per hour).
Steve: Is a thousand-dollar per hour hooker ten times as good as a hundred-dollar per hour Hooker?
Donald: Nope.
Steve: How not!?
Donald: Hooker Theory
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A celebrity hooker is a drink. It consists of equal parts champagne and Diet Coke and a cherry.
Look at Bill Murray, he is drinking a celebrity hooker.
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Golden Tee Arcade Game-because dudes at the bar group around the thing staring at it like it's a fucking dead hooker.
...boyfriend-less at the bar again...another man lost to the Dead Hooker...
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another name for a person that does not get any action during sex. they are thrown to the side once the action starts, much like hooker heels.
gavin, you were such a pair of hooker heels last night, you didn't even get a turn.
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1. A $10.00 drunken skeezer who has a bad snatch and a gash on her hip that will never heal properly.
2. Anyone one who has to put deodorant underneath her tits or needs to shower more than three times a day to stay fresh.
That stupid pirate hooker left skanky naked pictures of herself at my ex-husband's house and now they might end up on MySpace.
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