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Idiot Stick

In the Midwest an idiot stick is a tool resembling a golf club with an elongated head that is serrated and used for cutting high weeds.

The convicts swung idiot sticks all day under the hot sun, cutting weeds along the county road.

by Marklemagne March 20, 2010

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bloody idiot

A British term for a total dumbass.

If you drink and drive you are a bloody idiot.

by An Excommunicated Elf July 3, 2009

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Fresh idiot

A fishing term referring to freshly caught fish. The fish in this context are idiots because they have to be mentally deficient in order to be caught in the first place.

I just brought back a load of fresh idiot.
Oh look, they’re selling fresh idiot at the market.

by John Sollenyfski January 20, 2021


chivalrous idiot

When you act like a smart ass, and neglect your hoco date in the process.

Andrew Applewhite was being a chivalrous idiot when he spent the whole night talking about etiquette, and wouldn’t give his date his coat. What a dick.

by Slayer5555 October 21, 2018


Fawkin Idiot

N: fok'in' id'e'ot

1. Someone wo subscibes neither to logic, nor reason.
2. Having an IQ below 75
3. 96whitesohc on neons.org

"traffic causes accidents....not street racing!"
-96whitesohc

by Jackrabbit January 26, 2004


scientific idiot

A type of person who will never change their view on a subject no matter how many facts you show them

Bob:The earth is round

Larry: No its flat
As you can see from the text, Larry is a scientific idiot
(Larry is an imaginary character)

by MortisBringerOfDoom September 11, 2021


Stupid Idiot

You

You are a stupid idiot

by Vizone June 14, 2022