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Running up to your s/o at full tilt, slipping a single finger in for a second then running away while laughing maniacally
My girlfriend kicked me out after I Ding-dong Ditched her
The mother of a Ditch Pig. Very much like a cougar only dirty with saggy breasts . Will hop from gender to gender. Known to have multiple generation children, sometimes spanning 20 years.
That Ditch Sow should really put on a bra, her tits are past her bellybutton.
Where one defecates, puts the feces into a condom and proceeds to freeze it. After some time, one grabs said feces and proceeds to insert it onto a door handle, thus removing the condom to ensure the individual pursing the act is completely free of feces. After that, a blowtorch is required to thaw out the feces so that when an individual instinctively grabs the door handle, their hand is covered in dirty shit
Bro we should Alaskan ditch the shit out Mr. Steinberg
The worst sort of ditching usually performed by a Digital Dick head, The act of dropping out of a online game while the team is in dire need.
Drummer- Tom get over here we need support! We're just down by 5 we can do this
Tom- Nah dude fuck you i'm gonna go play Turok! *Digital Ditches*
Drummer- You Dumbass Digital Dick head!!!
The D.J. ditch is when someone who always makes plans with you ditchs you all the time
Dude! Why did you D.J. Ditch me last night!?
My sister keeps being a D.J. Ditch...
The biggest ditch of all time.
Jorge: Where is Mads Hammer? He was supposed to drive me home.
Håkon: He left five minutes ago.
Jorge: WTF! Now I have to wait 6 hours for the next bus.
Håkon: What an epic ditch.
A girl that sneaks around with other girls boyfriends knowing damn well they aren’t single
Anna is driving around with my boyfriend again. What a ditch pig!