someone who's ear has a remarkable resembelance to the female genetalia.
"Do you like that Ms. Blann woman" said Dave.
"NO" replied Louie, "shes a total twat ear".
The designated ear that hears side conversations when people are talking shit about you.
Hey Denise soooo my side ear caught what you were saying. So I'm a bitch huh?
Heaving been purposely given an ear worm by someone else with the sole intent of leaving a song stuck in your head. If you've been hook eared you've taken the ear worm bait!
Colleague keeps dropping lines from a song into conversation throughout the day.
At the end of the day you're whistling the tune, and realise you've been hook eared.
*Colleague twists moustache like an old timey movie villain.*
Discomfort in the ear after wearing a headset for too long
Damn i played so much league last night I got gamer ear this morning
Eavesdropping; listening in on someone else's conversation.
Tell my man to stop ear hustlin'..
Typically used in memes, YouTube Poops or other jokes. Basically, a very loud noise that can startle or hurt the affected person's ears. It can also be applied to very loud noises in real life, like an explosion, that can cause ringing in the person's ears. Effects worse when audio is on high volume or in the person's headphones.
Dank Meme compilations have a bunch of ear rape. Turn your volume down.