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When you attempt to perform the Dutch oven and shit the bed instead. The pile of shit is the cobbler in your Dutch oven.
I tried to give my girlfriend a little Dutch Oven treatment, but because of taco bell, ended up with a Dutch oven cobbler instead.
When a passenger and/or pilot sharts in a small airplane that already had questionable air quality.
I was already scared shitless from flying in that flying coffin, then this bearded dude made it infinitely worse with an epic Flying Dutch Oven and I was almost suffocated.
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Luke is a lesbian toaster oven, he toasts em raw
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Anal sex. It is all warm and gooey inside and although it looks like fudge it tastes like shit. But just like your childhood, you really really want it.
I got to use Sally's easy bake oven yesterday,
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when you squirt "just a little" while completing the standard dutch oven
"Why did your girlfriend break up with you?"
"We were spooning and I seasoned dutch ovened her."
"Oh, dude."
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The process of smoking majiuana in the morning under one's covers. Thus, the covers create a "hot-box" effect. Upon compeletion of the event, the covers are lifted and the smoke flows out in a way that is similar to smoke coming out of an oven.
Man! I'm still ripped from when I did that Wake-and-Bake Oven this morning.
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The act of farting under the covers, well knowing that your parent is coming to bed. When your partner enters the bed, he/she pulls up the covers and is surpised by the face full of busted ass.
(boy friends farts under covers)
(girls lifts covers and enters bed)
Girl: OH MY GOD, WHAT DIED IN HERE!
Boy: Surprise Dutch oven baby!
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