When something has enough curviness and or human female characteristics, it tricks the male brain into being willing to have sex with it.
Friend 1: “Hey man look at the curves on that rock, that’s child bearing hips of I’ve ever seen any”
Friend 2: “I know right? It’s a classic case of Tele’s theory”
The theory is that a less than mid man has 1 or 2 experiences with a hot girl and begins to believe they are in the same league.
i hooked up with an ugly man and now he's going to be a pervert, its the pervert theory.
Big Mike got married without Hadi (Small Mike) knowing. Now, Big Mike has a child named Christopher. It is believed that Christopher is Hadi's long-lost brother.
The Christopher Theory was originally developed by Charbel (Gregory's brother)
The gaucho theory is a proposed answer to one of the middle phases in the phase series profit scenario. It states Phase X is 'Create internet meme' where X is an integer greater than one but less than the last value in the phase series.
Originally discovered on the popular news site Reddit.com.
The Gaucho Theory Discovered
ElGaucho56:
"Well, it's finally clear:
1. Draw Picture of 7-legged spider
2. Attempt to use it as payment for scam
3. Create internet meme
4. Profit"
Hawkeye05:
"Holy Shit, you found out what the ??? has always been!"
the idea that an individual can limit their dependency on one particular state by establishing a legal presence ("staking a flag") in jurisdictions which benefit them in various ways.
Plan B passport helps people to build their Flag Theory strategy
When two opposite genders have anal sexual intercourse, the male becomes the shit whereas the woman becomes the asshole
Male 1 "Have you heard about the BecLee theory?"
Male 2 "Yeah, it's about shit and asshole right?"
Male 2 "Pretty interesting theory"
The idea that two individuals will achieve a successful relationship, based on one of the individuals liking mangos in contrast to the other's distaste.
"I heard she dislikes mangos! That is good considering you like them; you know the mango theory and all..."