You're joking, right?

A phrase that is used to communicate to those around you that you are a dumbass.

Sasha: "Hey, you study for the quiz?"

Kate: "You're joking, right?"

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You're probably right

A way of disagreeing with someone without saying "you're wrong" outright; can be clever, polite, subtle, or patronizing, depending on the emphasis given to the word 'probably.'

ADAM: The earth revolves around the sun.

DAN: No way, dude, the sun totally revolves around the earth.

ADAM: You're probably right.

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you're so free

A phrase you say when you are in a Fortnite game and fighting someone really bad. "you're so free" means that the person is a free kill

"Player on me, player on me! Never mind, he's dog water at this game. Ha! got'em. You're so free"

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you're crazy, man

It means "I like you." From the movie Old School. When said in slow motion, it means "I really like you."

After getting shot in the jugular with a tranquilizer missile, Fundo said, "You're crazy, man!!" to everyone he met.

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You're creepin

This is a phrase that came to me when I was talking to my 13 year old son. It's intended meaning is to tell someone they are annoying you or as a response to a over the top, funny or ridiculous conversation but said in a very light, loving and joking manner.

For example, when someone is talking too much or saying something outlandish, ridiculous, funny or annoying. "You're creepin or You're creepin me". It's all said in fun, like "get out of here or you're crazy"!

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you're an upstanding gentleman

A way of saying "thank you" with extreme sincerity. Usually used when one is immensely appreciative but cannot provide a suitable reward.

You just saved my car from being compressed. You're an upstanding gentleman.

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You're such a Joe Biden

A Joe Biden is a real, true, ultimate gigachad. He's sexy and everyone wants him as sugar Daddy. Usually they are light haired and tall. Facial features are sharp, and their bodies are a cause of instant orgasm.

Person 1: Hey have you seen Paul, the new guy?
Person 2: Yeaaa!! He's such a Joe Biden!! I want him to be my sugar Daddy
Person 1: I know right!! Have you seen that body!? And that face!! Look there he is!!
Person 2: HEY PAUL! You're such a Joe Biden!! Shit I think I'm hard...

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