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May 31 - the day where everyone celebrates Swashbuckle - an amazing ceebies program about pirates.
Hey its International Swashbuckle Day, let's watch it!
The day of December 1st, following the month of No Nut November, where every male is encouraged to masturbate, to relieve the testicular tension of the previous month.
Person 1: Bro can you come to the game tomorrow.
Person 2: Nah sorry bro it’s International Wank Day.
Person 1: Damn bro why didn’t you remind me?
May 5th every year since 2004.
The day that an amazing person was born, and the day that his friends take the day to celebrate him and his amazing self.
Person 1: Hey man, you know what day it is?
Person 2: Yeah dude! It's Cinco De Mayo!
Person 1: Sure, but more importantly, it's International Redmond Day!
Person 2: Whoa bro, I almost forgot! Forget Cinco De Mayo!
The reflex that happens whenever a bruh moment happens. Makes you say “bruh”
*bruh moment happens*
Internal bruh reflex activates
“Bruh”
August 3rd is international wolfstar day. We will eat moony toast and cry.
International wolfstar day is the best day ever.
This school is absolute shit. The teachers are racist and won’t admit it, AQCs don’t do anything about it. There’s so many god damn tests and no breaks and everyone is so weird and nerdy there. That school sucks and everyone is retarded. DO NOT GO THERE!!!
Friend: “What school do you go to?”
Student: “Oh I go to the International School of Minnesota!”
Friend: “Huh??”
international Cole day is the day where you celebrate the coolest most manly strong happy man on the face of the earth
its on march 12. if you are alive on march 12th than you have the power to scream and yell at the top of your lungs do any thing weird whenever you want
Person 1:Hey it's international Cole day that's cool- Person 2:*Screams profanities and spins while vomiting*