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Internet Roulette

Using search engines to locate professional services in your area, based solely upon how conveniently they are located to your home. This is done without regard to qualifications!

Since I have to ride the bus, I played Internet Roulette to find a doctor on my busline. Hope he doesn't suck!

by Winter Snow Sky September 11, 2008


Internet Consensus

A subject that is of general and mutual agreement among the majority of internet users. This subject will typically spark little to no controversy when an opinion pertaining to it is discussed. When a disagreement arises in relation to the Internet Consensus it is usually disputed by someone who is wrong. Because it is widely accepted as a fact it thus becomes a fact.

Example(s) of Internet Consensus(es):

1: Firefly is the greatest work of television of all time.

2: Justin Bieber is awful.

by So-Called Person July 19, 2013


Internet melt

An 'internet melt' is referred to someone who is really stupid/cringy on the internet this phrase is commonly used by youtube star Joe Weller who used to make videos exposing stupid people on the internet.

'your an internet melt!'

by Jonathan Bennet November 24, 2017


Internet Sigh

A comment written in one’s status box (e.g. MySpace, Facebook or other similar social networking web sites), or other publicly visible area to generate sympathy, attention and/or reaction from one’s internet friends. The statement must be vague, yet rife with emotion (see also, Emo) in order to generate the appropriate level of attention or sympathy.

Examples of Internet Sighs, include, but are not limited to:

• “Sometimes I wonder if it’s worth it?”,

• “That’s it, I give up!!!”,

• “Does (s)he think I’m stupid???”,

• “I hate (wo)men”

Note that the use of three exclamation points or question marks indicates the need for an immediate response. Repeating similar comments will continue until one gets the desired response.

by El Rey Cabrones September 28, 2009


internet options

savior of all teens who searches porno

screw norton, just gotta internet options and u can clear ur history and cookies in a click

by i think im gay July 17, 2006


internet homo

Dan Howell, the world’s favorite internet homo;

Someone who is really obviously gay, but denies so,

Example: Dan Howell
Phil Lester

“I am a full time internet Homo, I MEAN HOBO” -Dan Howell

by BackTo2004Please March 10, 2018


internet thot

A female that posts vulgar or "unlady-like " pictures and/or videos via social media.

KiKi is such an internet thot her booty is all over instagram.

by pizzasaveey February 14, 2018