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When you simultaneously steam iron and stretch clothes in order to make old shirts and pants accommodate your new fatness.
I wanted to wear that old U2 concert shirt, so I had to fat iron it because of be gained some pounds since the 90s.
Pour and/or drink an Iron City Beer
I'll meet yinz dahn da beer garden ta pump-an-iron.
His real name is Tony Stark. Now you know his secret. Bwahahahahaaaaaa*cough**cough*hahahahahahaaaaaa!!!!!
Damn that Iron Man foiled my attempt to rule the world! He raided my hidden fortress and blasted my Super Destructo Laser Thingy before I could test it on Canada.
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The other important British heavy metal band, next to Black Sabbath. They're a decent band, they're not godlike like most fans say, nor do they suck @$$ like the haters claim. Have you ever noticed that all the UD definitions of this band fall on the two extremes of opinion?
I mean, there are the people that drool on the band's shoes, and those that pi$$ on them.
Iron Maiden uber-fan: OMDG, Iron Maiden rule all!
Iron Maiden non-fan: Noooo, they suck big time!
*they argue*
Reasonable person: Iron Maiden are OK. They good, but not great.
Uber-fan and non-fan both: FAGGOT! Hey, we agree on something!
Reasonable person: *groans*
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The coolest show ever made. ALLEZ CUISINE!
Dude, Iron Chef is coming on!
Fuck, channel 68, hurry!
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An unintentional response to Gen X's use of sarcasm, a post-ironic comment is one which the speaker actually says what they feel, but with a sarcastic tone. A post-ironic comment is usually accompanied with a wink or some other motion to make the listener feel that the speaker is joking, even though they're not.
Dan and Judy are laughing.
Judy looks at the clock and says, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Dan. I have to run, I forgot that I'm meeting up with Toby right now."
Dan says, "That's not cool. I'll never look at you the same," and laughs.
Judy asks, "Were you being post-ironic?"
Dan says, "Of course not," and laughs again.
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