its free real estate

its free real estate: A dank meme that shows a man in a joke infomercial. He waves you forward as he puts his hand to his mouth and whispers, “it’s free real estate.”
This will be a meme that lives forever.

Hey how you doing love mama let me whisper in ear tell you something that you might like to hear its free real estate.

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its Wednesday my dudes

When you blaze it on a Wednesday and you party like no body else.

Yo Guys! Its Wednesday my dudes

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Its getting crowded in here

A phrase used to leave a situation or area where you do not want to be.

Wow look at that gay couple, it sure is getting crowded in here.

Man this guy sure is annoying!
Yeah its getting crowded in here!

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holy fuckles its knuckles

the best phrase a human could use

what if you wanted to go to heaven, but god said
"holy fuckles its knuckles"

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Irritable Thong Syndrome (ITS)

The annoying discomfort resulting from your thong rubbing your booty the wrong way.

Lisa: “You don’t look happy, what’s wrong?.”

Cynthia: “I bought this lace-trimmed thong because it was really cute, but it’s giving me a terrible case of Irritable Thong Syndrome (ITS).”

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industrial society and its future

Industrial Society and Its Future
Theodore Kaczynski
1995
INTRODUCTION
1. The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have
been a disaster for the human race. They have greatly
increased the life-expectancy of those of us who live in
“advanced” countries, but they have destabilized society,
have made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings
to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering (in the Third World to physical suffering as well) and
have inflicted severe damage on the natural world. The
continued development of technology will worsen the situation. It will certainly subject human being to greater indignities and inflict greater damage on the natural world,
it will probably lead to greater social disruption and psychological suffering, and it may lead to increased physical
suffering even in “advanced” countries.

"May I sit there?"
"That's my lap!"
"I know what I said."
"Industrial Society and Its Future
Theodore Kaczynski
1995
INTRODUCTION
1. The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have
been a disaster for the human race. They have greatly
increased the life-expectancy of those of us who live in
“advanced” countries, but they have destabilized society,
have made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings
to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering (in the Third World to physical suffering as well) and
have inflicted severe damage on the natural world. The
continued development of technology will worsen the situation. It will certainly subject human being to greater indignities and inflict greater damage on the natural world,
it will probably lead to greater social disruption and psychological suffering, and it may lead to increased physical
suffering even in “advanced” countries."
"WHAT THE FUCK"

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drop it like its hot

1. a popular game show in which contestants drop non heated objects such as a cucumber or a check book as if the objects would burn them
2. a technique for releasing objects that one holds in his hands

1. " dude, what should i do with this nytroglycerin?"
" just drop it like its hot"

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