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japanese rain goggles

it is when a woman is squiting vagina juices in your face, and you have to squint your eyes like a japanese man, and you wish you had goggles on to protect yourself.

when going down on a squirting woman, and you squint your eyes like a japanese person. it's as if you are wearing japanese rain goggles

by beta2 November 23, 2010

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The Japanese Cream Poke

When you jizz into your hand and just shove it in her eye.

I gave my bitch the japanese cream poke and her eye started gushing blood.

by Galex Kuyham March 28, 2009

9๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Japanese Rain Goggles

A sexual term made up by Charlie Sheen in season 10, episode 8, that a woman, Courtney, does to him.

Alan: "how'd you get the black eye?"

Charlie: "from the japanese rain goggles courtney gave me last night

by muimhneach November 24, 2010

37๐Ÿ‘ 53๐Ÿ‘Ž


Japanese Pop-Tart

A Japanese Pop-Tart is when you ejaculate in your partner's butt crack, smush the cheeks together, heat it up with a hair dryer, and eat it.

"Yo man I gave D'amneesha the MEANEST Japanese Pop-Tart last night!"

by Japanese Pop-Tart guy February 23, 2016

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Japanese Freight Train

Three guys shitting on one girl at the same time. While shitting they use their hands to make their eyes slanty, like someone who is Japanese.

Dude, Amber bought a ticket on the Japanese Freight Train at that frat party last night"

Bro, how many cars were on the Japanese Freight Train last night?
We started with three but Jim ended up joining in halfway through

by mad_animal January 27, 2011

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Japanese Rain Goggles

"Japanese Rain Goggles"

The Sexual Act of a Man or Woman sitting on the face of another Man or Woman so the Butt Cheeks of the person on top overlap the eyes of the person laying down. This places the anus directly in the center of the nose and the Vagina or Testicles/Penis of the person on top over the other persons mouth.

In Japanese cultures, the person on top would defecate diarrhea onto the persons face which would slide down the left and right side of the persons face on bottom and seep into the eyes, giving the person on bottom Pink Eye to simulate a vagina in the face.

In English cultures, the person on bottom would simply use the position to lick the Testicles/Penis or Vagina of the person on top until climax. The act is also simply called "Rain Goggles" with the exclusion of the "Japanese" part.

In Korean cultures, the act is performed similar to the Japanese culture with the only variation being the inclusion of the Vagina/Penis/Testicle copulation until climax, at which point the Semen or Vagina Cum would drip into the mouth of the person on bottom. Similarly, it is referred to simply as "Rain Goggles."

In Japanese culture - "I received Japanese Rain Goggles from the hooker on 5th street, now my eyes hurt like hell and I think they're infected worse."

In English culture - "My girlfriend and I switched Rain Goggles for the first time last night. She loved it, I wasn't too thrilled about it though."

In Korean culture - "I swallowed his cum when he gave me Rain Goggles. I hate the taste of it, though!"

by Raining Buckets February 12, 2013

37๐Ÿ‘ 54๐Ÿ‘Ž


Japanese-monkey-farmer

A term often used to describe someone of little intelligence.

Richard is a Japanese monkey farmer!

by Russell February 25, 2005

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