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jelly bracelets

Oh my good lord. I am a Sophomore in SoCal and all the people i know have vaguely heard of some sexual meanings realated to these things, but the people that wear them (including me) wear them solely for fashion. Mostly Punk Rock Kids wear them at my school, like i said its a fashion thing. I was shocked to learn that my only 2 bracelets (one black and one green) mean that i want to get laid and have a makeout session w/a stranger. For Christs sake people, bracelets dont determine a kids sex life, i dont honestly think that the banning or allowing of these bracelets will affect either way teen pregnancy or the transmission of STD's or other important things like that....God grownups can be so stupid sometimes......

You just broke one of my 2 bracelets?!? ya, ok, your a cute little hottie, but i'll only do that if you promise to get me a new bracelet......(you should have just asked, then we wouldnt have to go through this bracelet breaking bullshit)

by SoCal PunkRoker May 13, 2004

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purple jelly

a pefect amount of liquid hydocodine mixed in with a perfect amount of sprite. A Houstin original.
AKA purple sprite

I got purple jelly in my cup

by SAMMY May 14, 2006

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pavement jelly

when a chav or "hard man" spits a greeny on the pavement
waiting for an unsuspected old lady to slip up on it

my grandma broke her leg on some pavement jelly

by Nick Tra April 7, 2008

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shower jellies

When you jack off in the shower and your nut turns to a little sticky jelly type substance.

what took so long in the shower babe? Fucking trying to rinse off all them shower jellies.

by K-fuss1 March 24, 2016

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Jelly Balls

The way to obtain jelly balls is to suffer great blunt force trauma to the nut sack causing you to have internal bleeding in your ball sack. Making your ball sack fill with blood that resembles a bag of jelly.

Herbert Finkle was badly struck in the nuts. Which turned is ballsack to jelly. Giving him a bad case of Jelly Balls.

by pussy cruncher January 5, 2012

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jelly bracelets

ok basically these bracelets are just fun things that middle schoolers(like me) do. for me and my friends its fun to see what they mean and guys joke about snapping them but it doesnt mean im actually going to fuck someone so just CALM DOWN!!!!!!!!!

i dont have any good examples

by just me and im: July 9, 2005

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jelly bracelets

@ my school & the high school i'm going to has banned jelly braclets! They are just braclets and their our freedom and if adults take that away, they take our freedom to do wat ever away!!!!

PS... wat does pash, fingering & toss my salad mean?

PSS... I never learned it!!!

no example

by Minnie Betzner May 26, 2004

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