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The legendary and incomprehensibly dumb act of consuming Bacardi 151 and then using tequila as a chaser. The term "The Jesus" derived from an urban legend that a student at UC Irvine named Jesus wanted to get himself and his guy friend really drunk by taking shots of 151 and chasing it with tequila, so they could try the Arabian Goggles on each other with no shame whatsoever.
Joe: Yo I'm REALLY horny right now! Let's get really trashed by doing The Jesus and then do the teabag on each other.
SJ: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww that's gross you sick bastard!
Tequila is soooooooo disgusting! Let's just do the teabag without doing The Jesus!
Joe: Ok
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A pretty cool chap according to his fans. Played in goal for Tottenham Hotspur FC in the late 60's.
Eddie Wolstenholme (commentator): "JESUS SAVES.. but Best knocks in the rebound!!
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-Our father who had died for us and our sins and who had saved us from the devil, he who is always here with us and will always be protecting you, for if you don’t believe he has done he shall say to you when you die “depart from me for I don’t know you”. Put your trust in him before it is to late. God bless you 🙏🏻
Jesus is my father, I live, stand and love for him.
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Looking like Jesus when jumping off a platform on Nickelodeon GUTS.
HOLY SHIT!!! Did you just see that cunt doing "THE JESUS"??
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A title given to singer/actress Hayley Kiyoko by her fans
The lesbian Jesus strikes again.
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A publicly devout man or woman who uses their pious reputation to aid in cheating on their partners. Can be either using the excuse of church activities or "ministering" to folk as a cover for their trysts, or making ostentatious public displays of religious contrition to rehabilitate their image after being caught.
Sue: "Wow, Bob's really involved in the Church Choir."
Sam: "Involved with 3 separate women in the choir while his wife watches the kids at home is more like it - he's such a Jesus Cheater."
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Sally: "After much prayer, I know that God has forgiven me for my mistakes. I'll pray that he helps you open your heart to his will and find forgiveness as well."
Sally's Husband: "Don't try that Jesus Cheater shit on me! You've been fucking that douche Bob from choir - we're getting a divorce!"
The God's son, who keeps inconveniencing Twitch streamer and YouTuber DarkViperAU in his "chaos mod" playthroughs of GTA V. Continuesly getting spawned into the game by viewers, or just bad luck.
*DarkViperAU calmly playing GTA V with the chaos mod*, *Griefer Jesus gets spawned in* DarkViperAU: "Oh no! Griefer Jesus! He is going to kill me!"
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