Foot job

Masturbation by someones foot

He painted her toenails cream

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Do Jobs

Another way of saying "Do Work". Taken from a exert of a season C.D of Rob and Big in which they try to find new words and one of the first things they say is Do Jobs.

Rob: Gotta do some kickys and maybe some heelys. and even a SHOVIE
Big Black: DO JOBS SON!
Sound guy: Just read the cue card...

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Box job

To lick and suck the clit of a woman.

1. I pay for box jobs.
2. Kevin gives good box jobs.

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Barn Job

When a guy covers his erect penis in apple sauce and feeds it to a horse with no teeth.

Despite the efforts of his friends trying to make him stay, Steven went off the get another barn job.

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big job

Unusually large fecal matter, often deposited in the toilet causing blockage.

Ahh, that was a big job, had to flush it three times.

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Mc Job

any job that has no challenge or variety

this mc job is so fricken dull I gotta' find something else.

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V-job

The act of licking a woman's vagina because strangely no slang word currently exists.

Damn Joey gave me a great v-job last night - I could barely walk today

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