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The KEY in KEY Club stands for Kiwanis Educated Youth. KEY Club is an international student-led organization based on community service. It is the oldest and largest service program for high school students which exists on over 5,000 high school campuses. High school students join this club in hopes of changing the world one step at a time. KEY Clubbers are dedicated, responsible and hard-working. They take their job seriously and does everything in their power to get their job done.
Kevin: What club should I join?
Scott: Well, I heard KIWIN'S was fun.
Billy: I heard KIWIN'S doesn't do anything, all they do is go to events and collect free stuff. I'm joining KEY Club.
Scott: Why?
Billy: Because it's international, there are way more opportunities to meet people from all over than there are in KIWIN's. Also, they actually do community service every week.
Kevin: What does KIWIN'S mean anyways? I know KEY Club stands for Kiwanis Educated Youth.
Scott: I have no idea.
Billy: Me either.
Kevin: In that case, i'm joining KEY Club because they sound like they have more fun with different kinds of people and benefit the community in more ways.
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The 'Mint' is where the government prints and stores our money. So, "I'll give you the key to the Mint" is a great thing to say.
"I am the keeper of the key to the Mint, bitch."
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In the basic game "Hide & Seek", anyone who is "caught," but whose identity is mistaken by the person who is "it," calls out "Golden Key"! He/she is granted immunity from being "it" for the duration of the search.
"It" (sees Jason): One-two-three on Tim!
Jason: GOLDEN KEY!!!
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A way to move characters or objects in PC or MAC games. Could be used to scroll down but since the discovery of the mouse wheel nobody does that.
Joe: hey do i use WASD?
Bob: no, you have to use retarded arrow keys.
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A bottle of viagra kept in the nightstand to ensure success in the bedroom.
"Honey, thanks for the diamond earrings. Looks like were gonna need the Barn Key tonight."
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A pre-2000 term for someone you correspond with through e-mail and electronic messages over the Internet after meeting them through an Internet forum or other online service.
Bob: Hey Alice, I just got a new Key pal online!
Alice: Wow! Where is your time machine?
Marty: This synopsis for the movie "You've Got Mail" has the word "Key pal"
John: Well, it is from 1999.
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A random person who likes to delete things on purpose, just for kicks.
Hey, Joe is such a Delete Key! Now why did he go and delete my paper like that...
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