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1. A phrase to use as an excuse when you would rather not explain how you acquired something.
2. A phrase to calm your friend down after he/she has done something wrong and is looking for some help.
1. Jimmy: Dude, where did you get that gallon of PCP?
John: I know a guy.
2. Jenny: Oh my god, I'm pregnant! What the fuck am I gonna do?!?!
Jillian: Chill out, I know a guy.
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The thing you say to someone when they thought you knew the secret language but in fact you did not know the secret language, they only thought you knew it because of that one time, a long long time ago, 8 years ago. Also, it would appear that said grump had a girlfriend, soooo.. what the hell am I supposed to do with that? 🤷🏾 ♀️
I’m sorry i missed our appointments, i can’t imagine how that must’ve felt, I’m sorry this comes off rude, crass or cold. I didn’t know. I’m sorry. How can I make it up to you?
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often said when someone does or says something stereotypically Maori, such as stealing or going to KFC.
you know why... its because your Maori.
Nathan: bro i got me a mean feed at kfc last night
Josh: you know why...
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What you say after you have informed someone with information they did not know
"Wow I never learned that men have the same thing that's inside of a vagina is inside of our assholes in my health class." "Now you know". " why didn't they teach us that? This whole time I could been using my vagina that's in my ass".
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Derivative of infamous Mean Girls quote, frequently used in parody of this film to indicate a mutual understanding.
Person 1| "That Katie girl is a right tramp"
Person 2| "I know, right?"
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what you say to your friend when they're complaining about females and/or relationships.
Bob: Dude this chick led me on for 5 hours in my own damn bed. She gets a text from her boyfriend and leaves me cold and blue balled man! fuck!
Ben: Bitches don't know!
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A way of complimenting someone when they look nice.
Let them know dude, you look awesome!
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