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Also commonly referred to as a dub-kong by parkour athletes, a double kong is a variant of a specific vault known as a kong vault. A double kong takes the original premise of a long vault but allows for it to be performed over large distances. Weather it is being used over one large object or a distance between two, the double kong requires two separate hand placements at the beginning and end of the vault. Unlike a normal kong vault, you do not use the first hand placement to adjust your positioning mid-air to land back on your feet, as the first hand placement is used solely to help with vertical and horizontal travel, leaving the adjustment onto your feet to the second placement of the hands. A tip for performing this vault is that kicking your butt and legs above your head so that the push from the first hand placement does not send your feet towards the ground.
“This would be too long for a normal kong vault.”
“How about you try double kong?”
To hit a woman on tip of her head to leave no visible bruises. Done usually by using the bottom of your fist.
I was donkey konging my hoe last night
Donkey Kong-ing is when you go to an apartment staircase and start throwing barrels or garbage bins at people using the stairs.
Example of the usage of the word Donkey Kong-ing:
Guy 1: "Yo dude I just went Donkey Kong-ing and hit Jeff"
Guy 2: "that poor bastard"
One of the best character of fiction, his mere existance breaks every law of physics of how 90's radical he is, being also a very humble and simple dude who does not doubt to help his fellow Kongs, also a very op character in both Mario Kart Wii and Donkey Kong Country Tropical Freeze
Person: who do you consider to be your idol
Simpleton: oh it's nelson mandela since...
An intelectual of incomprehensible feats: Funky Kong
People who say something without thinking anything about the meaning of what they said. People who answer anything on your question that's way too off. This is caused by a lack of sleep.
You're so kang kong today. Get some sleep.
Another term for yellow fever
"that cute asian girl gave me such a hong kong hardon"
A unisex name. An amazing heart. Always wanting the best for others. Very skillful. Loves to joke around and have a great sense of humor.