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When person with a bad connection joins you game and makes other people lag.
Great, look who joined, here comes the lag tag.
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The time period between two relationships. Also used as time between two times having sex. (AKA time between the ladies)
Dude 1: Dude, i found this kick ass girl for you, and she's a hottie too!
Dude 2: Man, i just broke with (ladies name) i could use some lag between the vag. So no thank you.
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A car whos turbo charger is sooo big and is pushing out soo much boost, takes off at a set of lights for a race and only after the vehicle has passed through the intersection does it accually accelerate at a rapid rate of speed. Usual out comes are un-controlable sliding and wheel spin.
When Allan was challenged by a pussy whipped Nissan at a set of lights in his RX7, the nissan driver thought he had an easy win when he was first through the intersection until the Lag Monster of Allans flew past him Once he hit 4400rpm!!!
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Escaping from an unwanted discussion with someone on facebook by leaving facebook and pretending you never saw the incoming message because of the 5 minutes lag when logging out.
That random dude started talking to me on facebook, I had to offline lag escape.
a phrase to describe horrible lag, usually worse than normal lag
bob: ffs man im lagging like tits you have no idea!
joe: tits lag?
When after bookmarking Urban Dictionary the bookmarker forgets to shorten the bookmark name, leaving the word of the day in the title and forever reading it each time the UrbanDictionary bookmark is clicked.
Dude, are you daft? Fix your word of the day lag.
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The tiredness you get for about a week after starting school again because your body clock is still running in the 'summer holiday' time zone. Typically caused by sleeping at 3am everyday for two months and waking up the next afternoon.
Awake Student: Could you lift your snoring head off my shoulder? You're drooling on me here.
Sleepy Student: *yaaaawwwwnnn* Sorry, I've got September jet lag real bad, I practically sleep-walked here in the first place.
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