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when your dad has too many stellas and starts getting a bit keen
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Meeting someone for the first time and thinking so little of them that you leave without saying goodbye.
A: Oh do you know where Joe went? I wanted to say goodbye before I leave.
B: Oh I think he already left.
A: Ah yes, it's so like him to leave like Crisco.
your dad didn't leave you
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Getting the hell away from your parents and the stupid people you grew up with; sometimes causes becoming an asshole and thinking you're better than everyone left in your hometown.
"I can't wait til I'm leaving to college! It's gonna be awesome, bro!"
a period of absence from work granted to people for paid leave.
"Maternity Leave?" *looks under table* "But you're all males!"
Exiting while combusting.
Sometimes when you do not talk to your microwave properly it engages in explosive leaving.
On March 6, you are able to escape from the basement. And the kidnapper can not do anything.
You: It's national leave the basement day!
Kidnapper: Oh shit yeah my fault, you free to go.