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Regressive Liberal

Another words for Social Justice Warrior. They are the mirror equivalent to the left what the conservative far right is the the republican party.

Regressive liberals are usually people who's mental genders & sexualities are so obscure that even the LGBT didn't represent them, but they've hijacked that as well & have expanded it.

Regressive liberals are usually sexist or racist but argue that only men can be sexist & that only caucasians can be racist.

Regressive liberals value feelings over facts. They want to make words that hurt their feelings illegal. They want to force people to use their preferred gender pronouns. They want to be given respect without having to earn it.

Regressive liberals tents to be in their teens & twenties, so they're incredibly hormonal with unchecked rage & are easier to trigger than a bull in a shop that only sells red dishes.

Rather than vote for a candidate that represents their actual political interests, regressive liberals tend to vote for candidates who represent their gender, race, or sexual preference.

by ThatEvilRedhead July 3, 2016

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Pseudo-Liberal

A fringe group of people that may claim to support liberal ideologies of equality, individual rights and freedom, but in reality do not, or that may be incorrectly classified as liberals by others.

This includes the Neo-Feminist movement and others that are often portrayed as the extreme left, thus being used by conservative media to paint inaccurate stereotypes of liberals. In reality, these people have more in common with the Neo-Nazi movement than actual Liberals.

"The emerging Pseudo-liberal movement is an affront to freedom of speech".

by crazfulla June 20, 2018

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liberal guilt

feeling bad cuz you have more than other people

My liberal guilt always kicks in when I go out and party and spend $200 in one night on nothing but booze for my honey and me when that same $200 could feed a village in West Virginia.

by ___________________1 September 18, 2008

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Latte Liberals

"Liberals" who have nothing better to do than to join fashionable causes.

This term derives from liberals who sit around and drink overpriced diluted Starbucks coffee while lamenting the plight of the poor.

Latte Liberals have no sense of discretion and usually forget what they're arguing about soon after other latte liberals judge newer causes (polygamy, discrimination against left-handers, etc.) to be more worthy.

Note contrast to cornflake conservative

New Hampshire is invaded by Latte Liberals from Vermont once every four years.

by voteswinger March 1, 2005

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Resist Liberal

38-54 year old white urbanite Democrats. They hate Donald Trump and probably stan Obama and Kamala Harris. They make Cheeto jokes and call 45 the "former guy". The kind of person who finds Sarah Cooper funny. Though their political opinions may be sound, these types of Libs are second to no one in how annoying they are.

"Why on earth is he watching Stephen Colbert?"

"He's a resist liberal."

"I see. I hope he gets better soon."

by Captain Cornpop May 12, 2021

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Fuck liberals

A degrading term referring to a person who has the real life perception of a Hollywood celebrity (thus they're of course an expert on global politics), coupled with the backbone of a Frenchman, and multiplied by the intelligence of a Special Olympic athlete.

Fuck Michael Moore, Fuck Tim Robbins, Fuck Alec Baldwin, Fuck Green Day, Fuck John Kerry, Fuck Liberals

by angrypatrioticamerican August 19, 2005

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Liberal party

Canadian political organization, previously known as the Reform party (in the 1870s). Governed Canada for all but thirty years of the twentieth century. Usually feels itself to be the 'natural governing party' of Canada: often corrupt, and becomes even more so when the opposition is fragmented. Recently almost self-destructed in the wake of a particularly well documented and obvious corruption scandal. Has always shown great talent for re-inventing itself when necessary, willing to contort itself into any position necessary to win votes (at least east of Winnipeg). Presently in rebuilding mode in the wake of the recent scandal.

The Liberal party usually wins based on seats in Eastern Canada -- It's rare for them to do very well in the west.

by avgfhadsfkjbvhadsfjhbv September 2, 2006

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