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A description of a political or other belief held by less than 6% of the population, meaning it is politically nearly irrelevant, and likely either crazy or way ahead of its time. Based on the fact that 6% of Americans believe in lizard people.
"Support for Martin O'Malley is in lizard people territory."
"After 9/11, pointing out that George Bush got our country attacked on his watch was in lizard people territory."
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Scissors cuts paper; Paper covers rock; Rock crushes lizard; Lizard poisons Spock; Spock smashes scissors; Scissors decapitates lizard; Lizard eats paper; Paper disproves Spock; Spock vaporizes rock; And as it always has- Rock crushes scissors.
During a demanding game of Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock, Arnold snarled, "DAMN IT! Somebody is going to have to choose something other than Spock for this to work!"
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also known as the storytelling gypsies, this team basically depends on one player to win all their games and laughs at people with broken legs and leprechauns.
That goalie for Max and the Slippery Lizards is so hot!!
yea shes a babe. I'm gonna hit her in the face with the ball now.
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To be, or have been, hard at work. Originating in Australia.
"G'day mate, how ya been?"
"Mate! I've been flat out like a lizard drinking! This is hard yakka! I've been working on it for yonks!"
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"Are you busy, Mike?"
"Busy! I'm flat out like a lizard drinkin!"
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Adj. Simile. To be extremely busy to the point of running "flat out," a play on words involving the image of a lizard that physically stretches itself thin to literally drink water from a pond etc.
Slacking off? Are you kidding, mate? I'm flat out like a lizard drinking.
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"I had to get to the hospital, I was going flat out like a lizard drinkin'"
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